Pet Rock

Wondrous Item – Rare

This box contains a genuine Pet Rock that fits in the palm of your hand! This tiny construct does not have a face or the ability to see, but it does have 30 feet of tremorsense. While on most surfaces, the Pet Rock has a speed of 1 foot, but if placed in loose earth (including sand, gravel, and mud) its speed becomes 30 feet. In such a case, expect to see the Pet Rock burrow and do zoomies until it tires itself out.

The Pet Rock obeys simple commands and is intelligent enough to answer basic ‘yes or no’ questions (through taps or rolls). The Pet Rock is immune to all damage and does not require sleep or sustenance, but it won’t disapprove of a nice backscratch.