String of Silliness
Wondrous Item – Uncommon
Wholesome family fun in a can! Every String of Silliness contains 100 feet of colorful, harmless, non-sticky webbing that can be shot up to 30 feet away. The secret? Each can contains a Prismatic Spider that regenerates any used webbing every day at dawn.
WARNING! Do not (as an action) shake this can vigorously and immediately spray the String of Silliness, as this will launch a 5-foot cube of sticky webs to a point you can see within 30 feet. A creature that starts their turn in the area (or enters it) must, hypothetically, make a DC 14 Dexterity saving throw or be restrained, and we wouldn’t want that, would we? A creature caught in the flammable, rainbow web can break free by using an action to make a DC 14 Strength (Athletics) check. Shaking the can and spraying expends all the remaining webs, forcing the Prismatic Spider to let out a tiny, annoyed “oh come on!” as it crosses its many tiny arms.