The Pumpkin of Headlessity
Wondrous Item – Rare
While holding this pumpkin with two hands, all those who look on must make a wisdom saving throw of 16 or see your head is gone! Onlookers will see your face, or something close to it, carved into the pumpkin and as you speak your voice becomes deep and scary.
The pumpkin never rots or goes bad, however it can be destroyed by being eaten. If a person eats most of the pumpkin, their head will turn invisible permanently.
We are legally required to disclose that if you do not already have a head, this item will not make a head appear. Also, if you do not have a head in general, please consult with your local cleric.