Coming to Kickstarter on June 1st, 2021: The Deck of Nostalgic Things!

Enjoy a collection of 50 silly items compatible with D&D 5th edition! All the items are based around things from the 80s/90s/2000s, designed to prey shamelessly on your nostalgia…I mean, add some wholesome levity to any tabletop game!

I designed the first stretch of these for a 90s-themed campaign, and I enjoyed it so much I wrote more and commissioned artist Bodie H to illustrate them! Please check out his profiles for some amazing art!

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Ball of Wonder

Ball of Wonder Wondrous Item – Legendary   Great philosophers have spent decades with the question: What’s in a Ball of Wonder? These days, we

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Choker of PEZ

Choker of PEZ Wondrous Item – Rare The breathtaking Choker of PEZ will help you get ahead in life. While wearing this choker, you can

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Sender of Dreams

Sender of Dreams Wondrous Item – Rare   While holding this sparkly pink sender you can cast the cantrip Message. Additionally, you can cast Sending

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String of Silliness

String of Silliness Wondrous Item – Uncommon   Wholesome family fun in a can! Every String of Silliness contains 100 feet of colorful, harmless, non-sticky

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Lamp of Lemmings

Lamp of Lemmings Wondrous Item – Very Rare As an action, you can rub the Lamp of Lemmings and conjure forth a Spectral Lemming within

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Bracers of Jelly

Bracers of Jelly  Wondrous Item – Legendary (requires attunement)   The finely crafted Bracers of Jelly incorporate the magics of Jellies, Oozes, and Slimes. While

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Pumped Up Boots

Pumped Up Boots Wondrous Item – Rare   Get pumped! Endorsed by pro gladiators, the Pumped Up Boots double your jump distance and allow you

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Magic 20-Ball

Magic 20-Ball Wondrous Item – Very Rare   An odd sphere with a 20 imprinted upon it, which allows you to peek into your future.

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Trapper of Keeping

Trapper of Keeping Wondrous Item – Rare (may require attunement)   Spell scrolls getting lost? Other wizards making fun of you? Spellbook covered in burnt

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Pet Rock

Pet Rock Wondrous Item – Rare   This box contains a genuine Pet Rock that fits in the palm of your hand! This tiny construct

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Wig of Troll Kind

Wig of Troll Kind Wondrous Item – Uncommon   A bright neon wig, usually found in hot pink, acidic green, or tubular turquoise. Putting on

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Supreme Soaker

Supreme Soaker Wondrous Item – Rare   Feel the pressure as this tubular blaster shoots jets of water up to 60 feet away! The Supreme

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Oven of Easy Baking

Oven of Easy Baking Wondrous Item – Uncommon   “Wow! Just like Grandma Scaldris, The Volcanic Fury, Champion of The Burning Throne, Heir to The

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Lamp of Lava

Lamp of Lava Wondrous Item – Very Rare We know what you’re thinking, but don’t drink it! The Lamp of Lava casts bright light in

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Ring of Moods

Ring of Moods Wondrous Item – Uncommon   Feeling blue has a whole new meaning! This Ring of Moods features a peculiar oval gem embedded

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